I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.

The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has one on her van, and it says, 'If this van's rockin', I'm deleting emails.'

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

President Bush says he is looking forward to the testimony of Condoleezza Rice. Yes, he is very excited about Condoleezza Rice's testimony before Congress. Well, it makes perfect sense - he wants to know what was going on, too.