People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

Hillary's trying to appear downhome. Earlier today she was sitting on the front porch of a general store whittling a pantsuit.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

President Obama is sending a couple hundred troops to Iraq. We spent six years trying to figure a way to get out of Iraq. And now we're back. But this time there is an exit strategy. Barack Obama has an exit strategy. In 2016, he's gone.

John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for.

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.