People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.

Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at hillary@pantsuit.com.

Over in Afghanistan, Osama stuck his head out of the cave and saw a shadow. So, that means six more weeks of bombing.

Have you seen the Olympic uniforms? It's for the American Olympic team and it's berets. To me, nothing says America like a guy in a beret. Look at our founding fathers, they all wore berets.

What a day. It's 53 and gloomy - like President Obama.

Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.

Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.