Tomorrow is Election Day. It's what they call the midterm elections, and you can cut the indifference with a knife. It's the day Americans leave work early and pretend to vote.
David LettermanI always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.
David LettermanNewt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.
David Letterman