You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.
David LettermanEverybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.
David LettermanThe White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?
David LettermanBill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'
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