America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

I'm nothing if not an optimist.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.