I have nothing against the North Koreans but this Kim Jong Un has got a screw loose. A member of his cabinet, his security minister, nods off, falls sleep. We've all done it. Kim Jong Un takes the guy out and has him executed, just for just falling asleep. Oh, and he was also deflating footballs.
David LettermanAt the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.
David LettermanThose North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.
David LettermanThe Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for Japan's part in World War II. However, he still hasn't mentioned anything about karaoke.
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