Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer.

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

I've had nothing but great friendship to help me through this.

Yesterday was not only daylight saving time, but also International Women's Day. What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that's missing an hour.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.

Quiet down, we don't want to wake the Russians.

Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.