You know who's also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That's a real good idea -- a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed.

Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'

You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.

Donald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.

Mayor de Blasio said that whenever he goes to a Yankee game he gets sick and tired of people booing and giving him the finger. Hey, what do you want? You're the mayor of New York City. It comes with the gig, pal.

I heard doctors revived a man who had been dead for 4-1/2 minutes. When they asked him what it was like being dead, he said it was like listening to Yankees announcer Phil Rizzuto during a rain delay.

It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?