You know who's also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That's a real good idea -- a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed.

Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on the back of an envelope. One guy on the back of an envelope wrote the great Gettysburg Address - while every night it takes six guys to write this crap!

Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and said, 'We need one of these things around the White House.'

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was a womanizer. But now he has settled down with his five wives and 26 kids, so that's now all over. ... He also had a drinking problem at one time. I believe he went through 'Jihab'