The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?
David LettermanThere is so much oil now in the Gulf of Mexico, and you can thank the folks of British Petroleum for this, so much oil in the Gulf, you can now park on it.
David LettermanThey're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.
David LettermanHave you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this - if John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have this trouble.
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