Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.

My good friend Paul Shaffer and I are going to continue in show business. Next month Paul and I will debut our new act at Caesar's Palace with our white tigers.

In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

Well, the manhunt continues for that elusive evil mastermind, but I'm telling you Enron CEO Kenneth Lay remains at large.

I'm still here. I knocked off another competitor.

Sunday is the Academy Awards. Every time an actor says, 'I didn't expect this,' Ruth Bader Ginsburg will do a shot.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.