At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.
David LettermanAccording to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.'
David LettermanPresidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra.
David LettermanThey say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.
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