Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.
David LettermanPresident Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
David LettermanHere's a woman, a real pioneer for other women looking for careers in stand-up comedy. And talk about guts - she would come out here and sit in this chair and say some things that were unbelievable - where you would have to swallow pretty hard... but it was hilarious... the force of her comedy was overpowering.
David LettermanThey're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.
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