Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.

John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'

Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean for president. That's pretty fitting, the guy that didn't beat Bush endorsing the guy who won't beat Bush.

You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.