Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.
David LettermanSo they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.
David LettermanI think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!
David LettermanPresident Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars. You know what this means. He's been drinking again.
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