Mitt Romney is running for president again. That will be attempt No. 3. Well, everybody needs a hobby. He's almost certainly running, and I'm almost certainly retiring, so I don't care.
David LettermanBill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'
David LettermanThe general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.
David LettermanThe White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?
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