Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war in Iraq that his brother started. All he needs is a hot tub time machine.

I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.

Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.