According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.'

It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.

Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.

One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other at funerals and weddings.

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.

Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.