This Osama bin Laden, now they say he has had plastic surgery. They say he sneaked across the border into Pakistan, which by the way is the place to go to have plastic surgery. He looks great. A tourist came up to him earlier this week and said, 'May I have your autograph, Mr. Hasselhoff?'
David LettermanAre you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'
David LettermanIt's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
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