Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.

The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.

Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.

Presidential candidate Howard Dean is now being attacked for dodging the draft. I never knew this about the guy - but now I know this guy is presidential material.

John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.