Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.

I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.

Pope Francis is going to go to Washington, D.C., to address Congress. He believes the New England Patriots have been deflating his giant hat.

Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

Arnold is now the front runner. Everyone was snickering about it a month ago, now it looks like he will be the next governor of California. He is so confident he has already chosen a body oil for the inauguration.

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends.