What a day. It's 53 and gloomy - like President Obama.

The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

It was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted that Iraq is not Vietnam. Of course not, he avoided Vietnam.

The issue of gay marriage has reached the Supreme Court and observers are analyzing every detail to predict how each justice will vote. Experts say Chief Justice John Roberts is likely to rule in favor of gay marriage based on the fact that he spent Tuesday's hearings watching the Tony Award nominations.

You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.

John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?