The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has one on her van, and it says, 'If this van's rockin', I'm deleting emails.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.

Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on the back of an envelope. One guy on the back of an envelope wrote the great Gettysburg Address - while every night it takes six guys to write this crap!

Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before