Don't worry about me. I plan to continue to be in show business. I have already been booked to be in a production of 'The Sunshine Boys' with Jay Leno.
David LettermanIt's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.
David LettermanOsama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.
David LettermanThe new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup.
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