Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.

They found a scrapbook with photos of Osama bin Laden from the '90s, and they're studying each and every photo very, very closely. My favorite shot of Osama bin Laden was right between the eyes.

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

Scientists have discovered a black hole that is 12 billion times the size of our sun. It's full of Hillary Clinton emails.

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.

So they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.