John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.
David LettermanPolitical pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.
David LettermanHerman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda.
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