Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.

Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.

Here's a woman, a real pioneer for other women looking for careers in stand-up comedy. And talk about guts - she would come out here and sit in this chair and say some things that were unbelievable - where you would have to swallow pretty hard... but it was hilarious... the force of her comedy was overpowering.

CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk.

The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami.

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.