Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.

Have you seen the Olympic uniforms? It's for the American Olympic team and it's berets. To me, nothing says America like a guy in a beret. Look at our founding fathers, they all wore berets.

Do good things for other people.

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.

Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit.

Rick Perry, started out like a ball of fire from Texas and then he started to drop and now he's retooling. He's adding advisers to his campaign team. This guy had advisers? Really?