Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.

Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.

The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?

You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.

An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'