Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.
David LettermanBarack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.
David LettermanDonald Trump may be running for president. He said he is sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that.
David LettermanThe Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.
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