How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.
David LettermanPresident Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.
David LettermanHere's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.
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