Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.
David LettermanDo you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.
David LettermanHolyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.
David LettermanMitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'
David LettermanThe issue of gay marriage has reached the Supreme Court and observers are analyzing every detail to predict how each justice will vote. Experts say Chief Justice John Roberts is likely to rule in favor of gay marriage based on the fact that he spent Tuesday's hearings watching the Tony Award nominations.
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