I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.

What a day. It's 53 and gloomy - like President Obama.

Life experience is the best teacher.

By accident Jeb Bush announced that he was running for president. And then he said, 'No, not yet. OK, I made a mistake.' And then later in the day, by accident, he called Hillary and congratulated her.

We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.