I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.

Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

By accident Jeb Bush announced that he was running for president. And then he said, 'No, not yet. OK, I made a mistake.' And then later in the day, by accident, he called Hillary and congratulated her.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'

Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.