The Democrats were crushed in the midterm elections. The Republican juggernaut pounded the Democrats, and the pundits say they will not really know what happened to the Democrats until they find the black box.

Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has new balloons this year including the Pillsbury Doughboy balloon and the first openly gay balloon. Also the Thomas Tank Engine balloon, and they even have the Ebola nurse balloon.

It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?

Privately I think that I'm not really somebody who has a network television show. Celebrities are other people - Johnny Carson and Sylvester Stallone. I'm just a kid trying to make a living is the way I feel.