The Democrats were crushed in the midterm elections. The Republican juggernaut pounded the Democrats, and the pundits say they will not really know what happened to the Democrats until they find the black box.

I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

So they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.

There is so much oil now in the Gulf of Mexico, and you can thank the folks of British Petroleum for this, so much oil in the Gulf, you can now park on it.

Paul Ryan announced that after a lot of thought, and talking it over with family and friends, that he is not going to run for president in 2016. I'm telling you, this announcement sent shock waves through no one.

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.