Critics of the Wall Street protesters claim that they have old ideas, nothing new, and they're never going to work. Wait a minute., that sounds like this show.

Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.

I'm still here. I knocked off another competitor.

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.

All comedians are preoccupied with one thing and with one thing only-themmm-selllves. It's a horrible lot in life.

President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration.

After my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.