It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.

What a day. It's 53 and gloomy - like President Obama.

Here in New York City you can now walk around smoking weed and all they will do if they see you is write you a ticket. Unfortunately, the ticket will be to a Jets game.

Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

Sarah Palin, part-time Governor of Alaska, is angry because Michele Obama is encouraging kids to eat healthy. Sarah Palin believes the government shouldn't tell us what to do. Sarah Palin believes she should tell us what to do.

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.