It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.

Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he is sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that.

When Martha gets out she'll be under house arrest in her big $40 million mansion in Bedford. Boy, that'll teach her. She's only allowed out of the house for doctors visits, grocery shopping, or to dump more stock.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

Vladimir Putin said the tanks that you see rolling through the streets are just part of the closing ceremonies of the Olympics.