President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.
David LettermanDo you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war in Iraq that his brother started. All he needs is a hot tub time machine.
David LettermanThe general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.
David LettermanDo I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.
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