President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Guess who's running for president? Jeb Bush. Jeb was governor of Florida and he speaks fluent Spanish, which raises the question: What language did his brother speak? What was that?

Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.

Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.

Today is Veterans Day. Thank you to all our men and women who have served the United States armed forces. In honor of Veterans Day we are marching out a few jokes that have already served.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.