The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
David LettermanOne day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.
David LettermanI don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.
David LettermanHere in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.
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