Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist.

They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.

Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this - if John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have this trouble.

I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.