Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.

Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.

How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.

You like science? You enjoy science? Always use it for good, never for evil. Can you promise me that?

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican.

President Obama is sending a couple hundred troops to Iraq. We spent six years trying to figure a way to get out of Iraq. And now we're back. But this time there is an exit strategy. Barack Obama has an exit strategy. In 2016, he's gone.