Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.

Tomorrow is Election Day. It's what they call the midterm elections, and you can cut the indifference with a knife. It's the day Americans leave work early and pretend to vote.

In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.

I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.

The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?

I'm very resourceful. I'd be good in prison. I'd be good in a shipwreck. I'd make a great hostage.