Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.

Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war in Iraq that his brother started. All he needs is a hot tub time machine.

I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.

Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.

Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.