President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.

Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

We're learning more about Osama bin Laden. His father was married 16 times, and he has five wives. I think we're getting to the root of his intense anger. And they say bin Laden never spends the night in the same place twice. No, wait a minute, that's Clinton.

Recently a guy was having trouble with his computer. So he unplugs it, takes it out in the alley, pulls out a gun, and shoots it eight times. Coincidentally, that's how Hillary got rid of her emails.

Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?