Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.

So they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.

I think the number one public-relations blunder Osama has made is that he lives in a cave-fortress and if there's one thing we've learned from it's that you can't trust a guy who lives in a cave-fortress -- Lex Luther, Captain Nemo, Dr. Evil. I'm telling you the list goes on.

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

Don't worry about me. I plan to continue to be in show business. I have already been booked to be in a production of 'The Sunshine Boys' with Jay Leno.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

I've had nothing but great friendship to help me through this.