Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.

Jeb Bush has to distance himself from what they call the Bush brand. So he keeps saying, 'I am my own man.' But when Governor Chris Christie is out on the campaign trail, he's always saying, 'I'm my own man, plus another guy.'

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has new balloons this year including the Pillsbury Doughboy balloon and the first openly gay balloon. Also the Thomas Tank Engine balloon, and they even have the Ebola nurse balloon.

Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in one night.

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.

Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and said, 'We need one of these things around the White House.'