They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

Kim Jong Un shaved his eyebrows and got his hair sticking right up. How would you like the leader of your country looking like Lady Gaga? Even Dennis Rodman told him he looks weird.

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist.

A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.