Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.
David LettermanCIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk.
David LettermanEarlier today, we got a call from Stephen Hawking. He's a genius, and after 6,028 shows he ran the numbers and he said it works out to about eight minutes of laughter.
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