There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.

Scientists have discovered a black hole that is 12 billion times the size of our sun. It's full of Hillary Clinton emails.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?

Bill Clinton has a brand new book coming out in a few months and the Democrats are worried that the Clinton book might upstage the Kerry campaign. I'm thinking, hell, day-old meat loaf could upstage that campaign.

A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.