How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

I don't like stand-up comedy that requires a lot of props. I really respect people who can walk out onstage alone and with no other tool but their own minds and can make you laugh and maybe even think a little.

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.

The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.

You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.