How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean for president. That's pretty fitting, the guy that didn't beat Bush endorsing the guy who won't beat Bush.

Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.

Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.