Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
David LettermanBill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'
David LettermanHillary's trying to appear downhome. Earlier today she was sitting on the front porch of a general store whittling a pantsuit.
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