A small handgun makes any TV remote control.
Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He's going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done since they wrote that open letter to Iran.
Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.
Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.
I'm still here. I knocked off another competitor.
Bad news, it's going to be a huge environmental disaster, the oil rig down there in the Gulf of Mexico. The good news is they think now that the oil spill will be diluted by the melting ice caps.