Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.

Tomorrow is Election Day. It's what they call the midterm elections, and you can cut the indifference with a knife. It's the day Americans leave work early and pretend to vote.

Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential hopeful, boxed former heavyweight champion of the world Evander Holyfield for charity. It was a horrible moment when Romney bit off Holyfield's other ear.