The general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.
David LettermanExperts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
David LettermanI believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.
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