Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

Because Utah is largely Mormon country, the firing squad's a little different. You're blindfolded but no cigarette.

I'm very resourceful. I'd be good in prison. I'd be good in a shipwreck. I'd make a great hostage.

You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.

Guess who's running for president? Jeb Bush. Jeb was governor of Florida and he speaks fluent Spanish, which raises the question: What language did his brother speak? What was that?