Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.

Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.

Donald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.

President Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars. You know what this means. He's been drinking again.