Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

Mayor de Blasio wants to eliminate garbage. He believes New York City produces way too much garbage. Well, heck, forget about producing too much garbage. What about late-night talk shows?

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.

CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.

Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer.

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.