They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'
David LettermanDo you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.
David LettermanAccording to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.'
David LettermanYou've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.
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