Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was a womanizer. But now he has settled down with his five wives and 26 kids, so that's now all over. ... He also had a drinking problem at one time. I believe he went through 'Jihab'
David LettermanYou know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize... there is no beanbag.
David LettermanHolyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.
David LettermanDid you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.
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