The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

I got some good news earlier today before the show. Thanks to Alex Rodriguez, I am no longer the most overpaid disappointment in New York City.

Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.