The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."

People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.

Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

Pope Francis is going to go to Washington, D.C., to address Congress. He believes the New England Patriots have been deflating his giant hat.