Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.

As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.

You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked Sony emails.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.