Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.
David LettermanHere's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.
David LettermanThey're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'
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