Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.

You folks like TV, you watch a lot of TV? There's a show right here on CBS, it's a huge hit. It's called the "Mentalist." And it's about this guy who has a heightened sense of observation. It's miraculous; he's the only guy in the world who can tell the difference between Sarah Palin and Tina Fey.

Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at hillary@pantsuit.com.

This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

I have nothing against the North Koreans but this Kim Jong Un has got a screw loose. A member of his cabinet, his security minister, nods off, falls sleep. We've all done it. Kim Jong Un takes the guy out and has him executed, just for just falling asleep. Oh, and he was also deflating footballs.

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.