In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

The ayatollah in Iran says he believes that he got the letter, but he thinks he accidentally threw it out with his Crate & Barrel catalog.

Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall.

Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.

There is no off position on the genius switch.