In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.

The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag

Once you're president, you can't go anywhere without causing trouble. President Obama shows up in China, he's chewing gum, they go crazy. A big stink because the president's chewing gum. And you think, the Chinese are so easygoing about human rights. What's the problem?

Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. He received 99 percent of the vote, and one percent of the vote went for last-minute candidate Frank Lautenberg.

Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall.

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.