Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.

Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.

Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday night will be Ayman al-Zawahiri bobblehead night.