Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?

Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.

How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in one night.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.